Who Wants To Be A... DOG?

So, I was sitting here... thinking my usual profound thoughts... In my wanderings around in my head I thought, "who would want to be a dog?" Okay, so they don't have to work or do chores... but think about it ~ when we (humans) get our temp taken ~ there are a variety of ways to do that ~ the ear, under the tongue, the arm pit or the OTHER end. But for dogs... there's ONE way! Do you ever feel like you're a dog and the people around you are taking your temp all the time? Getting tired of taking it THAT way? Then it may be time to change your social circle! Ya know?! Start by treating YOURSELF like a human. When you see 'em coming with that thermometer... RUN like a BIG dog!